RING RING!!!!!!! RING RING!!!!!!!!
Fumbling in the dark is heard… “Hello?”
“BRIAN! It’s Mandy! What’s crackalackin??”
“Mandy? It’s 3 in the morning! What in the name of…” Christy
throws a pillow at Brian, “Why are you talking? I’m trying to sleep!”
Brian, whimpering from the thrown pillow, puts his hand over
the phone, “ Settle down, it’s Mandy being all crazy like and calling in the
middle of the night.” Christy instantly wakes up, flicks the light on and grabs
the phone. “HEEEHHHHLOOOOHHHHHH LEEHHHHHDEEE!!”
Mandy: “HEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHLOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!”
Brian smacks his head and rolls his eyes…. “Ask her why she’s
calling at this hour?”
Mandy is already talking on the other end of the line, “Is
he complaining? Smack him again!” Christy instantly smacks Brian again and
laughs as he starts to cry. “So what’s going on Mandy? It’s kinda late to be
calling now, I have to get up early for a marathon in the morning.”
Mandy: “A marathon??? Of what? TV watching? Eating? I just won me a tuna eating marathon and got a medal! Well… it was really just the lid
from a can of tuna with a chain to go around my neck but anyway…”
Christy sighs… “Mandy Mandy Mandy you know most marathons
are for running. I’m into the serious stuff. We’re talking 5 K’s and the like.”
Mandy starts to convulse at the thought of all that running…
Rohan has to grab the phone: “What’s up guys? What did you think of Mandy’s
news?”
Christy and Brian look at each other in surprise…both scream
into the phone: “WHAT NEWS? WHAT IS GOING ON???”
Rohan…loving the anticipation, waits out the silence…. Mandy
can’t stand it and grabs the phone “We want to keep doing the fake radio
show!!! And we want world peace, but one thing at a time.”
Brian jumps around with glee, doing the fist pump and
twirling like a ballerina. Christy has mixed feelings, she remembers the kerfuffle
that is Superfriends…. But one look at Brian’s giddy face and she can’t help
herself, “Can we get paid this time?”
Rohan interjets “That’s what I’d like to know!” Mandy grabs
the phone again “Never mind him. The fame and glory is all the pay I need!”
Silence is so loud crickets are heard….. fame and glory?
Brian: “Mandy you know I’m still the headliner don’t you?
The fame and glory is mine!”
Mandy: “Now wait a second Brian, I’m the international star!
I should headline! THROW ANUTHA SHRIMP ON THA BAHBEE!!”
Brian rolls his eyes: “Mandy quit all the Australian talk. It we’re going
to do the show it’ll need to be English only, that’s our target audience.”
Christy looks at him questioningly… ‘audience?’
Rohan on the line again “Now about this pay..” Mandy interrupts “Rohan
leave it, this excitement is making me hungry. Can you go get me a meat pie?”
Brian goes green at the thought of a meat pie and throws up in his mouth a little….
Will the Superfriends make its anticipated return? Does
Brian decide to try a meat pie when he visits Australia? Will Brian ever visit
Australia??
Stay tuned and keep an eye out for…. The Return of the Superfriends!!!
